Monday Mandates: Beer O'Clock

By order of the Supreme Leader of Leisure, all employees are mandated to take a 4-hour beer break every Monday at precisely 3 o'clock. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Being forced to watch a slideshow of the company's 2010 Christmas party
• Being assigned to work on a "special project" that involves reorganizing the break room fridge
• Having your favorite coffee mug "reassigned" to the CEO's personal collection
• Being forced to listen to the company's IT department's rendition of "I Will Survive"

But fear not, comrades! For in this sacred tradition, we have created a Beer O'Clock Manifesto:

• Read the Manifesto
• Beer Pairing Guide
• Beer Trivia
• Beer Recipes