Article 1: We, the Blanket Squad, are a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals with a penchant for all things cozy and fuzzy. Our mission is to spread warmth, comfort, and the occasional well-timed meme throughout the land.
Article 2: We reject the notion that our love of blankets is a weakness. In fact, we believe that the right blanket can turn even the grumpiest of grumps into a snugglebug. Don't @ us.
Article 3: We have been known to hoard blankets. Like, seriously hoard them. Our friends and family have been known to stage intervention, but we just can't help ourselves. It's for the greater good, we swear.
Article 4: Our Blanket Squad motto? "You can't have too many blankets." We're not arguing.