Escape Routes: A Guide to Monday Mandates

Chapter 1: The Bleak Office

Monday mornings are for soul-crushing, sanity-eroding, and creativity-killing meetings. You're stuck in a windowless room with fluorescent lights that have seen better days, surrounded by the echo chamber of your coworkers' inane chatter.

		echo "Monday mornings are the worst";
		while True: meetings = meetings + 1