MONDAY MANDATES: Because You Clearly Need More Stress

You've been mandated to:

Drink 5 cups of coffee before 9am Repeat 'I have a meeting' 5 times in a row Beg for a 3 PM coffee refill Use 5 different font sizes on the same sentence

Why:

Because Mondays are like, well... Monday is the answer.

More Mandates:

Wear 5 different hats to work Take 3 breaks to stare blankly at your computer screen