Monday Mandates: Catering Policies

Important Notice

Effective immediately, all Monday mornings are now mandatory. You have been warned.

Article 1: Coffee is Not Optional

Coffee is a fundamental human right, and as such, it shall be provided in all Monday meetings.

Article 2: Sarcasm is Strictly Forbidden

Sarcastic remarks, eye-rolling, and all other forms of emotional labor are strictly prohibited on Mondays.

Remember, Mondays are made for meetings. Meet on Monday. Meet often.