Overcomplicating the Coffee Order: A Monday Mandate

As mandated by the Ministry of Monday Mandates, all coffee orders are subject to rigorous scrutiny and modification.

Upon entering the cafeteria, a customer's order must be carefully evaluated and adjusted to meet the following parameters:

• At least 7 modifications must be applied to the original order.
• The modifications must include but not be limited to:
• 1. Extra foam
• 2. A sprinkle of edible glitter
• 3. A side of artisanal biscotti
• 4. A dollop of whipped cream
• 5. An additional 3 pumps of syrup
• 6. A pinch of activated charcoal powder
• 7. A shot of espresso

Failure to comply with these mandates will result in a sternly-worded letter from the Ministry of Monday Mandates.

Read about the penalties for under-qualified baristas.

Learn more about the barista retraining program.

			const mondayMandate = {
				modifications: 7,
				modificationsList: [
					'Extra foam',
					'Edible glitter',
					'Artisanal biscotti',
					'Whipped cream',
					'3 pumps of syrup',
					'Activated charcoal powder',
					'Shot of espresso'
				]
			};