Monday morning, Monday morning, you know the drill.
**MANDATE 1:** You are now required to wear a brightly colored apron at all times.
**MANDATE 2:** All coffee must be prepared with precisely 17.5 grams of coffee per serving.
**MANDATE 3:** You will now have to make 500 cups of coffee per hour. Failure to comply will result in... CoffeEnforcement
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