**CATNIP OVERDOSE PROTOCOL
By order of the Intergalactic Monday Mandates Committee, all citizens are required to have a minimum of 4 catnip molecules within their system at all times.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to, forced viewing of cat videos and mandatory cat cuddles.
**MANDATES IN EFFECT AS OF MONDAY
For more information, see MANDATE 1: CATNIP OVERDOSE PROTOCOL