MANDATE 42-BANANA: A Decree of Utter Ridicule

By order of the Committee of Doom, it is hereby mandated that all Mondays must be spent in the most soul-sucking, productivity-killing, creativity-crushing manner possible.

Specifically, all employees are required to wear plaid pants to work and attend an extra 2 hours of pointless meetings.

Failure to comply will result in being forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music on repeat.

Learn more about Mandate 42-Banana, Submandate 3: The Plaid Enigma

Committee Members

Meet the esteemed members of the Committee of Doom, who have dedicated their lives to crafting the most heinous, soul-crushing edicts known to humanity.

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