A: Mondays are for making rules. Like, actual rules. Like, 17 new ones today alone. Don't @ me.
A: Ha! Like that's even an option. You'll be back. We've got a team of highly trained Monday Mandate enforcers ready to extract you from your bed at 6:00 AM sharp.
A: Oh, you think you're clever, don't you? Newsflash: Tuesdays are just Mondays with more meetings. You'll still be subject to the Mandate of Awkward Silence in Conference Rooms.
Need more info? Try:
Mandate Violations: The Unofficial Guide
Or, if you're just feeling extra bold:
The Monday Mandate Revolt: Join the Resistance (Just Kidding... or are we?)
Stay Mandated, folks!