Welcome to the most exciting day of the week, where Monday's productivity is met with Tuesday's existential dread, Wednesday's mid-week crises, Thursday's almost-Friday-frenzy, and Friday's utter abandon of all responsibility!
Here, you'll find the mandates that govern our Monday-to-Friday existence: Morning Persons Act, Caffeine Deprivation Act, and Overuse of Adjacent Hours Act.
But don't worry, Fridays are for Frolic and Fool Around! So, grab your party hats and get ready for some well-deserved, non-productive time.
Or, if you're a true rebel, you can try to Frustrated Fridays Act and see how long you can go without doing any actual work.
— Management