You're already exhausted before the day even started. The weekend was just a distant memory, a fleeting dream of productivity and purpose. But alas, you're back to reality.
As you trudge through the morning commute, you're met with the bleak realization that you'll be stuck in meetings and conference calls for the next eight hours. The fluorescent lights overhead seem to be screaming at you, "WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!"
The coffee is strong, but it's not strong enough. It's like trying to fill a leaky bucket with water. You'll just be left feeling drained and defeated.
Just Give Up and Watch Netflix for some much-needed escapism.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you could always try Just Give Up and Play Video Games until your significant other threatens to leave you for good.
Either way, you can't go wrong. It's not like you have any actual responsibilities or deadlines to meet. Who needs a 2 PM meeting with the boss when you've got cat videos?
So go ahead, give up. Surrender to the void. It's not like it'll make a difference in the grand scheme of things.