SOCK HORDE REGULATIONS

By order of the Sock Overlords, all citizens are required to submit to the following Sock Horde Pledge:

• Article 1: Thou shalt not wear socks of differing colors, lest thou be cast into the depths of Fashion Despair.
• Article 2: Thou shalt not pair socks with sandals, for this is an abomination unto the Sock Gods.
• Article 3: Thou shalt not steal socks from thy fellow citizens, for this is Sock-napping, a crime of the highest order.

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