Section 1: Subsection 1.1: Verbosity Reduction | Subsection 1.2: Slang Elimination
In accordance with the principles of Lyrical Purity, we hereby establish the Monday Mandate for all linguistic constructs:
Article 1: Thou shalt not speak in the third person.
Article 2: Thou shalt not use adverbs.
Article 3: Thou shalt not use contractions.