You are hereby mandated by law to take a lunch break.
We know you've been staring at code all morning, but it's time to recharge with some well-deserved carb-loading.
Our top-secret government agency, Bureau of Mandatory Lunching, has decreed that all Mondays shall include:
- A minimum of 30 minutes of unproductive staring at a wall
- A 15-minute break to scroll through memes
- A 5-minute power nap
Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:
- Loss of productivity
- Mandatory overtime
- Severe coffee withdrawal symptoms