By order of the Intergalactic Union of Overworked Beings, all sentient creatures of the cosmos are hereby mandated to do the bare minimum.
Article 1: The right to take three hour lunch breaks.
Article 2: The right to take naps in the middle of the workday.
Article 3: The right to use work time for personal projects.
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