MANDATE #1234: The Most Important Mandate Ever

A Decree of Unrelenting Importance

By order of the Supreme Ruler of the Known Universe, it is decreed that all citizens of the planet shall wear plaid on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Failure to comply will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiting of all snacks and treats
• Revocation of all privileges, including the right to use the microwave
• Immediate exile to the Island of Uncooperative Citizens

Don't forget to sign the waiver form, located here, to indicate your acceptance of this mandate.

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