MANDATE 2: THE UNCONQUERABLE REGULATIONS OF MONDAY

By order of the Supreme Overlord of Productivity, all Mondays shall be governed by these sacred decrees:

• Article 1: Thou shalt rise no later than 5:00 AM, lest thou be cast into the depths of slumber.
• Article 2: Thou shalt consume a minimum of 3 units of caffeine before engaging in any productive activity.
• Article 3: Thou shalt not engage in any activity that doth not involve a screen or a keyboard.
• Article 4: Thou shalt perform a minimum of 2 hours of exercise, or risk being trampled by the productivity overlords.

Proceed to Mandate 3: The Infallible Schedule of Doom Praise the Supreme Overlord of Productivity