By order of the Ministry of Inconsequential Affairs, all citizens are required to wear pants.
Failure to comply will result in the imposition of our patented brand of disappointment.
Submandate 1: All pants must be worn at all times, even in the shower.
Submandate 2: No pants may be worn with socks that have holes in them.
View Submandate 3 for more information.
Report any non-pant-related crimes to the Ministry of Inconsequential Affairs.