Article 1: The Sock Puppet's Manifesto
In a shocking turn of events, the Sock Puppet Union has released its manifesto, demanding an end to the tyranny of missing socks and the implementation of a new world order, with socks at the center of all decisions.
Read the full manifesto: The Sock Puppet's Manifesto
Or, for a satirical take, visit: Socks for Peace: A Counter-Manifesto
Article 2: The Sock Puppet's Secret Lair
Deep within the Sock Puppet's underground bunker, a secret society has been planning the revolution that will bring about a new era of sock-based governance.
Read the exposé: The Sock Puppet's Secret Lair
Article 3: The Sock Puppet's Presidential Candidates
The Sock Puppet Union has announced its candidates for the next election, and it looks like they're all running on a platform of "More Socks, Less Missing Socks."
Read the profiles: Sock Puppet Presidential Candidates