Mandate 4: Gadgets Galore

As decreed by the Council of Tech, all citizens of the land must henceforth possess and utilize the following gadgets:

• Smartwatches with built-in coffee brewing capabilities
• Self-adjusting, self-repairing 3D-printed prosthetics
• Inflatable, waterproof, and self-sustaining hoverboards

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: fines, community service, and forced attendance at an endless loop of elevator music concerts.