As decreed by the all-knowing and all-powerful, Shiny Council of Elders, it is hereby mandated that all individuals shall strive to achieve maximum shininess in their daily lives.
Article 1: Wear clothes of the highest chromatic intensity. Black is so last season.
Article 2: Adorn thyself with trinkets and baubles of the most resplendent hue.
Article 3: Ensure that thy smartphone case is at all times a beacon of brightness, lest thy social media presence be forever lost to the void.