Shiny Accessories Guide

As decreed by Monday Mandate 4, section 2, subsection B, all employees are required to wear shiny accessories to the office.

For your convenience, we've compiled this list of approved shiny accessories:

Section 1: Approved Headpieces

• Sparkly Headbands
• Fancy Hair Clips

Section 2: Shiny Handbags

• Gilded Handbags
• Mirrored Wallets

Section 3: Glittering Gadgets

• Sparkly Phone Cases
• Glittery Lanyards