Mandate 8: The One Where You Wear Socks with Your Shoes
By the power vested in us, you are hereby ordered to wear socks with your shoes at all times, except on Tuesdays, when you may wear sandals.
Failure to comply will result in:
- Forfeiture of all snacks in the break room.
- Revocation of all privileges, including but not limited to: Netflix, video games, and social media.
- Immediate reassignment to the dreaded Task Force 7, where you will be forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music.
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