Section 1: The Mandate
By order of the Supreme Monday Mandate Authority, all employees are required to attend a meeting every Monday at precisely 9:00 AM. Failure to do so will result in severe penalties.
MANDATE NO. 6666ARTICLE 1: Attendance at Monday Meetings is MANDATORY
Section 2: Penalties for Non-Compliance
Those found guilty of non-compliance will be subject to a series of increasingly severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- One week's worth of mandatory Tuesday meetings
- Two week's worth of mandatory Wednesday meetings
- Three week's worth of mandatory Thursday meetings
DRAFT: MANDATE NO. 6666