Monday Mandate 6666: Unleash the Wrath of Bureaucratic Redundancy
By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that all employees shall spend exactly 37.5% of their workweek filling out form 27-B/6 for the sole purpose of reorganizing the reorganization of the reorganization.
Submandate 1: For every meeting, there shall be a minimum of 3 minutes of small talk.
Submandate 3: The coffee machine shall be serviced every 4 days, 2 hours, and 15 minutes.
Submandate 2: The font size of all reports shall be increased by 12 points Submandate 4: All employees are encouraged to wear plaid on FridaysSection 7: Unnecessary Provisos
The following items shall be considered acceptable reasons for taking a 3-hour lunch:
- Attending to the whims of the coffee machine
- Reorganizing the stapler drawer
- Discussing the meaning of life with the copier