Effective immediately, all citizens are required to wear matching plaid patterns of varying degrees of severity on Mondays.
This mandate applies to all individuals, with the exception of those who have already achieved a PhD in Fashion Sense.
Failure to comply will result in penalties ranging from mild inconvenience to moderate awkwardness.
For further information, see MANDATE #001: Mandatory Coffee Consumption and MANDATE #003: Mandatory Sarcasm.
MANDATE #005: Mandatory Puns is expected to follow shortly.