In a bold move to combat the existential dread of a new week, the Council of Monday Mandates has decreed that all citizens shall wear plaid on Tuesdays.
Section 1, Article 3: "Plaid is not optional. Anybody caught wearing anything else shall be subject to the dreaded 'Monday Blues'."
View Section 2: Penalties for Non-Compliance
View Addendum: Exceptions and Exemptions
By the power vested in us, the Council of Monday Mandates demands your compliance.