Mandate 3: The One That Got Away (Mostly)
As per the Monday Mandate 3, all employees are required to wear pants on Fridays. Yes, you heard that right - PANTS. Not the same old boring pants they've been wearing all week, either. No, no, no. We're talking about a different pair of pants. Ones with more pockets, maybe some flair. Ones that scream, "I'M NOT A BORE!
But wait, there's more! Mandate 3 also dictates that all meetings must be held in a field of flowers. Not just any field, mind you. We're talking about a field of tulips. Specifically, tulips. Because, why not?
And, in case you're wondering, yes, there will be a quiz to test your knowledge of Mandate 3. And, no, you won't have to wear pants to it. But don't test the system.