Because, apparently, your Monday didn't start soon enough, here are some Mandatory Monday Mandates for your consideration.
Mandate the use of Extra Caffeine, because, let's face it, you're gonna need it.
You're probably already tired of Mandate #5, but we're not done yet, so, keep reading.
Mandate the use of Forced Productivity Apps, because, you know, you can't actually focus without being told what to do.
And, of course, Mandate #6 is just around the corner, so stay tuned.
Mandate the use of Forced Smiling Robots, because, why not, right?
And, if you're feeling extra feisty, Go to Mandate 99.
Because, apparently, we're all just trying to survive the 100 Mandates of Doom that lie ahead.