As the world's most prestigious Monday Mandate authority, we're constantly updating our rules for your convenience.
In an effort to boost productivity, we've revised the sacred Monday Morning Coffee Rule to include a 30-minute caffeine-fueled rage cycle.
Need an exemption from this revision? Check our Burnout Clause.
For those who just can't hack it:
1. Take a 10-minute power nap.
2. Reboot your brain with a refreshing glass of orange juice.
3. Repeat Steps 1 and 2 until you can actually write 3,000 words of code in 2 hours.
Still struggling? Seek extra assistance from our Mandate Support Team.