By the power vested in us, we hereby decree that on Mondays, you will wear plaid and leather pants to work. Failure to comply will result in being forced to listen to our rendition of 'Who Let the Dogs Out?' on repeat for the entirety of your 8-hour shift.
For those who wish to appeal this mandate, please visit our Mandate Appeals Committee.
You may also be interested in our Fashion Guidelines for further guidance on acceptable attire.
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