The Mandate Wardrobe: Official Guidelines

Section 1: The Mandatory Monday Outfit

Art. 1: A minimum of 5% of visible skin must be clad in neon pink.

Art. 2: A minimum of 3.14% of visible skin must be clad in chartreuse green.

Exceptions to the Rule

Section 2: The Forbidden Colors

Art. 3: The color blue is strictly forbidden on Tuesdays.

Art. 4: The color beige is strictly forbidden on Thursdays.

Exemptions to the Rule

Section 3: Footwear

Art. 5: A minimum of two-inch heels are mandatory on all Mondays.

Art. 6: Sneakers are strictly forbidden on Fridays.

Footwear Guidelines

Section 4: Hair

Art. 7: Ponytails are strictly forbidden on all days.

Art. 8: A minimum of 5% of hair length must be dyed neon blue.

Hair Guidelines

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