MANDATE 42: Sock Hoarding is a Crime

Effective immediately, all citizens of the Republic are required to report any sock hoarding activities to the Sock Gestapo.

• Failure to report sock hoarding will result in fines up to 1000 units of currency.
• Repeat offenders will be subject to reeducation through our patented Sock-Reconditioning Program.
• Extreme cases of sock hoarding will be treated as a felony.

We mean business. Don't test us.

Report all suspicious sock activity to Sock Reporting Hotline.