Monday Mandates presents the definitive guide to sock hoarding, because who needs socks, really?
Identify your target area: the laundry room, the sock drawer, or the entire house. Deploy your agents (socks) under the cover of darkness (or at least during off-peak laundry hours).
Once identified, extract the socks from their hiding places. Utilize stealth, cunning, and a healthy dose of sock-obsession to acquire the desired quantity.