Monday mornings: where the world is a cruel, unyielding taskmaster, forcing you to rise from the depths of your bed and into the abyss of responsibility.
But fear not, brave warrior! For you are not alone in this struggle. Behold, the Monday Mandate, a sacred ritual born from the very fabric of the universe to guide you through the trials of this, the most heinous of days.
Follow the Mandate, and you shall be rewarded with a day of productivity, of accomplishment, and of tolerable suffering.