MANDATORY SILENCE: ISSUE #4

As per the Mandatory Silence Act of 2023, all citizens are required to maintain a minimum level of quietude at all times.

A person in a soundproof room, looking very smug.

Failure to comply will result in fines, imprisonment, and/or forced viewing of elevator music.

Side effects of mandatory silence may include:

  • Excessive use of hand gestures
  • Increased reliance on written communication
  • Uncontrollable urges to yell at inanimate objects
Read Issue #5: The Silent Treatment