MANDATORY SILENCE ISSUE 5: THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

By order of the Ministry of Monday Mandates, all citizens are required to maintain a 4-hour silence on Mondays. Failure to comply will result in penalties including but not limited to:

Forced listening to elevator music on repeat
Forced attendance of mandatory meditation sessions
Reassignment to a cube farm in the basement

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Issue 6: The Great Silence of the Lambs | Issue 4: The Silence of the Sirens