In the spirit of productivity and general competence, we, the Monday Mandates, have gathered here today to reaffirm our commitment to the sacred art of doing stuff.
We pledge to wake up early, before the sun is even a twinkle in the sky, ready to tackle the challenges of the day with vigor and aplomb.
We vow to brew our coffee strong, and drink it black, with a dash of sugar only for those who dare not face the bitterness of reality.
We swear to eat our vegetables, not because we have to, but because we want to, and because our mothers told us to.
We, the Monday Mandates, stand together, united in our quest for productivity, and in our disdain for procrastination and Netflix binge-watching.
Join us, and together, we shall conquer the day, and make our Mondays shine!