Article 3: The Art of Doing the Bare Minimum

In our previous two articles, we explored the intricacies of Procrastination 101 and The Joy of Binge-Watching Cat Videos. Today, we delve into the uncharted territories of productivity.

According to our research (or lack thereof), the key to achieving peak productivity is to do just enough to get by. This involves mastering the art of doing the bare minimum, where the bare minimum includes:

• Responding to every email with a three-word response: "Yes. Okay. Done."
• Acknowledging every meeting invite with a simple "I'll be there."
• Using 10% of the features in your software to get 90% of the results.
• Setting reminders for every task, but ignoring them.

Remember, the goal is not to be a high-functioning member of society but to be a master of the art of just enough. Join us in our next article, The Power of Doing Less, as we explore the benefits of being a minimalist in the modern world.