Section 2, Article 4: The Monday Mandates Manifesto

By the power vested in me, I, a highly-placed authority figure, decree the following:

• Article 4: Coffee is the only acceptable form of fuel for human productivity.
• Section 3: Procrastination is a legitimate form of productivity in disguise.
• Click here for more information on Procrastination as a productivity hack.

Remember, Mondays are for Mandates. Don't @ me.

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