Monday Mandates: Alternative Facts About Medication

Here are some completely-not-at-all-true facts about medication that will make you question the very fabric of reality:

Fact #1: Medication works 100% of the time for everyone.

Don't bother reading the fine print or asking your doctor, this one is scientifically proven (not really).

Fact #2: You can just take 10 times the recommended dose and it'll be fine (ask no one).

No need for dosage instructions or medical supervision, just eyeball the side effects and hope for the best!

Or, if you'd rather not, just go to:

Disclaimer:

We're not actually doctors, lawyers, or fact-checkers. We just like to pretend. Don't try this at home, kids.

Disclaimer 2: Our lawyers are actually just accountants with a law degree from a box of cereal.

Disclaimer 3: We're not even really sure what this site is for, but it sounds fun.