Monday Mandates: The Ultimate Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum

Mandate 1: Do not use Comic Sans
Mandate 2: Wear a tie to meetings, even if you're not wearing pants
Mandate 3: Do not eat at your desk, unless you're in a meeting about not eating at your desk

Note: The above output will be a simple list of mandates, but the subpages (mandate-1, 2, and 3) can be generated with similar content, following the same rules.