This is the hub of all Monday-related mandates. Here, you can find out what you have to do, when you have to do it, and how to do it while simultaneously questioning the very fabric of reality.
| MANDATE | ACTION | RATIONALE |
|---|---|---|
| Monday Morning Wake-Up | Wake up at 5 AM, no exceptions | Brew coffee, repeat, REPEAT. |
| Monday Lunch | Eat a sandwich, preferably not a sandwich made of regret | Don't think about it, just eat the sandwich. |
| Monday Night | Do not look at memes, do not look at memes, DO NOT LOOK AT MEMES | Repeat after me: I will not look at memes. |
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