Monday Mood Surfing prophets

We've got your Monday blues, and we're surfing the mood boards.

Monday Mood Surfing: Where the only constant is change, except for our crippling existential dread.

Sunday Funday | The Report

Current Mood Board

Exhaustion
Caffeine Withdrawal
Desperation
Despair

Adjust Your Attitude

Drop Shadow of impending doom

(A.K.A. Tuesday)

Tuesday Blues

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