MONDAY MANDATES

Welcome to the Monday Mandates, where productivity meets procrastination. Today's mandates are:

1. Get out of bed.

2. Eat some breakfast.

3. Check your phone for any important notifications.

And that's it.

Monday Mandates are subject to change without notice.

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Or, if you're feeling extra ambitious, try extending your current mandates for even more productivity.

Or, if you're feeling really, really lazy, just work around the current mandates altogether.

But don't say we didn't warn you.