Today's Mandates:
Don't even think about it, just do it. Research shows that the brain doesn't function properly until caffeine levels are at optimal crisis mode.
Sub-mandate 1: Make a to-do list, but don't look at it.
Sub-mandate 2: Listen to the same 5-minute loop of elevator music on repeat for exactly 30 minutes.
Sub-mandate 3: Wear the same outfit every Monday. It's a fashion emergency if you don't.
Other Mandates:
Read the entire 'The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People' series Watch a 3-hour YouTube video about productivity Solve a Rubik's Cube while reciting the entirety of 'The Great Gatsby'