MONDAY MORNING MELODIES

Day 2 of the 5-Monday Rule

According to ancient tradition, every Monday is a time of suffering. But fear not, dear citizen, for we have devised a system to ease your pain.

Here are the Monday Mandates for today:

• Wear plaid.
• Listen to the same 5 minutes of elevator music on repeat.
• Mourn the loss of the weekend.

Continue to Tuesday Go back to the beginning, because, let's be real, it's not that bad