Monday Morning Melodies

Alternative Melody Options for the Most Tortured of Days

Because who needs the same old Monday morning drudge when you can have:

• Sonic Symphony - A medley of upbeat, caffeinated tunes to get you moving.
• Techno Trance Tango - For when you're feeling particularly mechanized.
• Acid Jazz Jamboree - A trippy, experimental soundscape to transport you to a more relaxed dimension.
• Neo-Neu-Krunk - A futuristic, glitchy mess of a soundtrack to match your frazzled nerves.
• Ambient Artisanal - For when you're feeling particularly artisanal about your morning routine.

Disclaimer: Not responsible for actual melodic improvement or productivity enhancement.