OVERCOMING THE BLEAKNESS OF IT ALL

Monday mornings: when your coffee is still a distant dream, and the existential dread is just starting to set in. But fear not, friend, for we have a solution: the Monday Morning Melodies.

Here are some terrible ideas to make your Monday slightly less terrible:

And if all else fails, just pretend you're a functioning member of society and put on a brave face. It's not like it will make a difference or anything.